(via bitcheslovejessica)
My childhood is over.
Go sit in the corner!
nobody should ever see this
tumblr i have nvr hated u so fuckin much b4 now…i hate u sooo muchhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
(via fully---torqued)
One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
Who do you believe?
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